Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You dont lie about slip and slides
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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