From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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