the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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