I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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