Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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