Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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