I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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