Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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