16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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