Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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