i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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