why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
