Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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