Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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