I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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