Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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