This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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