belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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