Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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