you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
