just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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