i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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