dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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