It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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