All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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