Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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