Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
