It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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