I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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