we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
