what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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