Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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