That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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