You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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