My room smells like vodka and shame
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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