So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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