the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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