Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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