Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Me too!
just tell him i said nine months
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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