After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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