Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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