I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
