out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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