Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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