super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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