His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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