Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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