NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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