That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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