Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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