Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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