i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Randomize
