hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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