I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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