yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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