I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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