His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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